the first (and only for now) dayquil fiends fanpage!!

hai, i'm maggie, and i consider myself close friends with dayquil fiends. when discussing my current website with arlo and trying to figure out what i want to do with it, arlo suggested i make a dayquil fiends fan website as a joke. i took him up on the offer. as we know, every local band needs a website, so it works out well.

arlo pays me in diet dr peppers for the website, similar to their groupie dante, who receives white castle sliders and red creme soda. that poor boy has seen things. we have attempted to unionize, but arlo is fiercely anti union despite the punk facade. donate two dollars to me in cash and i'll consider a stronger revolt.

don't tell him, but i dont even like their band. they don't check the site i'm pretty sure so i can say that safely. if he hears he'll cut off the root beer supply and i'll turn dry like a fucking raisin. stay safe out there friends...

jane has been known to bite the limbs off of other humans, along with devouring large fries from KFC, no need for a chicken sandwich. they are a relentless fan of feline creatures and possess a lighter with a cat for it, which they are known to use for crimes such as burning various trash cans for the hell of it. jane has adopted the venacular of my ten year old cousin, and is known for quipping "What the sigma?" when something tragic happens, such as spilling dr pepper all over their keyboard. our william edward riley describes them as a toddler.

owen has quite an affinity for krispy kreme. i don't know much about him but i have seen him shapeshift to joe biden. it's horrifying. he is such a smart young man that i am convinced the band is really a psyop for some dark reason i have not discovered yet.

their "roadie" dante had the misfortune of living a close walk away from arlo, resulting in his fate as the pre-set "stress reliever," the poor boy. the fiends partake in the pre-set roadie head raffle. you can guess that that means, but i like to think that dante shares his immense knowledge, his head. he's orange and twinkish and my fellow union member (don't tell them).

i saw dayquil fiends for the first time at gold sounds and the only thing i got out of it was my awesome boyfriend